Law & Order: SVU Quotes

Defense attorney: It’s a snowflake defense. ‘Daddy made me do it.’

Brian: My friends are dead, my mom’s a mess, my brother’s locked up forever. None of this would have happened if you had just left us…

Benson: So that’s it? It’s over? Sam goes to prison, probably for life, and I get that. He deserves it. But the father… the father just…

Fin: A lot of kids are assaulted, abused, and humiliated. They don’t shoot up schools or hurt other kids.

Sam: I was four years old, maybe, and I was trying to stick a sword from one of my little toy soldiers into the electric outlet. And Dad…

Rollins: You worry about your kid getting sick or breaking a bone or God forbid getting hit by a taxi and it’s like you’re holding your…

Stone: How did you find me? Benson: Carmen and I go way back. Stone: I’d fire her if she wasn’t the best assistant I’ve ever had.

Stone: He only shot 13 times? Fin: He was a bad shot. It could have been worse.

Fin: Tell ESU! Carisi: No. One wrong move and they’re gonna shoot him. Fin: Maybe they should.

Brian: I had just sat down at my desk in homeroom and I heard this noise. Pop pop. It sounded like someone had brought firecrackers to…