Magnum P.I. Quotes

Higgins: Magnum, what is that smell? Magnum: I don’t smell anything.

Higgins: Do I look like a genie, Magnum, at your disposal every time you fancy a wish?

Rick: You know, now that the whole Higgins is a spy thing is out of the bag, I’ve been dying to ask one question. Is there some nerdy guy…

Rick: How do I know I can trust you? You are wearing a mask. It’s not exactly a Boy Scout look.

TC: You may shoot me, but I’m going to keep coming until you give me that gun. Then, I’m going to get angry.

Magnum: I’m going to get them back. You have my word.

TC: Thomas, no offense, but if there’s going to be trouble, I’d like to know the plan, too.

Sawyer: Fishing’s like the ocean. There are waves.

Magnum: If you want something on the island, Rick is the man to see.

Magnum: Those two hounds of hell always try to attack me every time I try to get to my place.