Major Crimes Quotes

Cliff: You want someone to blame? How about the driver? Or maybe look in the mirror, because the LAPD is doing such a great job of…

Sharon: Losing out a clerkship is an unusual motive for murder, but people have killed for less. Provenza: I like greed. It’s my favorite…

Rusty: Hey LIeutenant, what’s up? Provenza: I’m overdosing on weddings, even the happy ones, of which there are too few. Rusty: That…

Fiancee [crying]: No, no, Will’s fine. Sanchez: Ma’am – Fiancee: I need you to stop talking. Please stop talking!

Sharon: Um, Buzz, does the victim’s fiancee have a Facebook page? Andy: What are you thinking? That it’s always the fiancee? Sharon: I’m…

Provenza: Sykes, what do we know? Amy: Victim is WIlliam Sachs, 24. He was apparently a USC law student who was on his way home when he…

Buzz: Well I don’t know if it’s a major crime, but I can tell you from experience, the car/bike thing is a major problem. Provenza:…

Sykes: How’d it go? Mark: Great! I won at golf and a judge said that Julio’d be the best guardian ever. Buzz: Congratulations. Provenza:…

Ricky: Okay. So all Andy has to do is prove that he was too emotionally immature to get married to his first wife and they’ll grant the…

Julio: Sir, I want to remind you – Provenza: Julio, if you remind me about your court appearance one more time, I’m going to arrest you…