Major Crimes Quotes

Sean: Do you know why I call her a spider, Lieutenant? Spiders also eat their young.

Jared: Tina didn’t help. She was afraid that the longer Chris stayed sober, the more likely he was to leave her. And she wasn’t wrong.

Sharon B.: I already have one kid who I have to hear call someone else Mom, and I really don’t want there to be any more distance between…

Rusty: Whoa… is that a halo? Doctor: No, that’s the baby’s hair.

Provenza: Oxy. The most addictive prescription painkiller available.

Flynn: Jared is probably wrong, but I promised my daughter I’d give him a serious listen.

Provenza: I got hit today, and it hurt. But leaving here wouldn’t just hurt me. It would probably kill me.

Julio: Sir, are you okay? Provenza: No…. my wife… is gonna kill me!

Provenza: Captain, I’m not sure why, but if Elliot is here, he checked into a courtyard suite.

Provenza: Patrice! Patrice, do you know what this means? Patrice: Yes, that you don’t have to share your pension with her.