Major Crimes Quotes

Buzz: Anyone want to watch any more video of this asshole? Provenza: Not while I’m eating this fabulous lunch.

Sharon B: He always has questions. Let’s hope they’re easier than usual.

Sharon B: Hey. Um, I’m sorry to interrupt you at work. I had something to tell you and it affects our son.

Provenza: Let’s not jump to conclusions. Flynn: Since when?

Provenza: What the hell are you doing in my chair? Rusty: I need your advice. Provenza: My advice is – GET OUT OF MY CHAIR!

Provenza: While you’re at it, Mike, call the coroner. Might as well get it all done at once.

Sharon: Why did you pull your hand away? Rusty: Why did I… because, Mom, I… I was extremely uncomfortable. What? You gonna say I’m…

Sykes: According to Gabe’s mother, he’s an angel. Wouldn’t hurt a fly. Provenza: Charles Manson’s mother said the same thing.

Sharon: Amanda invited you to stay at her house? Admiral: Many times. But it was indefensible by land.

Provenza: I think I feel like one of the dinosaurs, watching the media from afar.