Major Crimes Quotes

TJ: You said you wanted to stay in touch about this Gustavo guy, and then you didn’t call me back for four days or even acknowledge that…

Shay: Besides congratulating yourself on your own brilliance, is there anything here that stood out about the crime?

Shay: These are the controls. Can you show me how they work? Tao: No, this is a prop.

Shay: I’m terrible with names. I know there’s two women, two men and one Buzz.

Provenza: Consult? Here’s an idea: Why don’t we just ask Special Agent Shay what he did with the money and go home?

Rusty: Are you talking about my day as a volunteer, because I’ve hardly felt crappier about anything I’ve done, and that’s saying…

Provenza: If you are seeking a shortcut to hell, my son, you’ve come to the right place.

Fake Cop: Stay in the car and watch the back. Try not to kill anyone.

Taylor: That kind of thing is always going down in the poorer parts of town.

Sykes: What do you know…instant English.