Major Crimes Quotes

John: How do you guys think this happened? Did this woman just climb into my box and die because she wanted to be near my clothes?

John: I made the board! Whoa!

Provenza: Michael, my dear dear friend, your television show is sliding further and further off the bubble as we speak.

Flynn: Huh. These big boxes hold a lot more than you think.

Rusty: Would I have to go by Rusty Raydor? Because that is a terrible name. It sounds like a cartoon character or something.

Provenza: Oh! I think she’s going for the money! Flynn: Money? I don’t even have any money! Provenza: I’m talking about Bug, you idiot.

Sharon: The era during which it was professionally useful to me to have a wedding on my finger is long gone.

Morales: She’s 15 tops, still a kid. Provenza: Without a name. Sharon: She has a name. We just don’t know what it is.

Provenza: A library card is a preferred form of ID from illegal immigrants.

Flynn: Look at her shoes. Amazing isn’t it? No matter how hard their lives, girls try to make things prettier.