Mayor of Kingstown Quotes

Evelyn: Kingstown needs a cleanup. I’m the fucking janitor. Mike: You should put that in your campaign.

Mike: Don’t let it happen again. Evelyn: You’re fucking classic McLusky, man. I threaten to arrest you. You promise to protect me. Mike:…

Kyle: I can’t believe I’m doing this. Her gone. It’s fucked up. Mike: Terribly fucked up. Kyle: And I’m fucking terrified, Mike. Mike:…

Mike: Mitch told me in the world, 5% of people are truly good. Five percent are evil. The rest of us, we wrestle between the two. Who we…

Mike: Where’s your security detail, by the way? Evelyn: I’m going after anyone — Mike anyone — that my predecessor was too fucking…

Police captain Moore: Kevin. Hey, you good? Rookie Guard Jackson: Yes sir. I even hit the gate. Moore: Yeah, that’s right. That’s right….

Mike: Listen to me. What do they need in here to make things right? Bunny: Cheapskate’s gotta get knocked off. My cousin will run point…

Joseph: Mike, when whore talks to feds, what do you think happens?

Joseph: What are you looking for, Mike? Mike: I’m looking for a lot of things, Joseph, but let’s just keep that shit for another day,…

Mike: Jesus fuckin’ Christ, Bunny. Looks like the plan’s workin’ out. Bunny: I got no humor, Mike. Not a fuckin’ lick.