- Matthew Broderick guest stars as a bulldogs alum with a crush on Phil.

- Phil sends out the wrong signals.

- Cam and Mitchell get a surprise mural painted for Jay and Gloria's nursery.

- Jay is upset about turning his office into a nursery.

- Claire puts too much pressure on Alex at the academic decathlon.

- Manny and Luke crash bar mitzvahs to find a girl Manny is crushing on.