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When Jess receives a speeding ticket, she enlists the help of Julia, Nick's latest romantic interest who also happens to be a lawyer. Julia brings up Jess' quirks and offends Jess by suggesting that her behavior is all an act. This doesn't stop Julia from asking Jess if Nick is seeing other people. Angry at Julia, Jess mentions this to Nick. He and Julia lie to each other saying they're both seeing other people even though they want to be exclusive. Julia pieces it together that Jess told Nick and she confronts Jess. Their argument ends with Julia, Jess, and Nick all crying in separate bathrooms or hallways. Later, Julia stops by to apologize to Jess and tells Nick she wants to be exclusive.

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New Girl Season 1 Episode 11 Quotes

Julia: You never know, a judge might buy into this whole thing, so..
Jess: What whole thing?
Julia: Your whole thing. With the cupcakes and the breaking for birds, and the bluebirds come and help me dress in the morning!
Jess: Oh wow, I didn't know I was doing a thing.
Julia: It's a great thing. The big beautiful blue eyes. I bet that gets you out of a lot of things.
Jess: Yeah, except my peripheral vision is almost too good

I'm about to go pay this fine, and my checks have baby farm animals on them, bitch!