Train to Panama all sold out. Must be Mardi Gras!

Schmidt [with foreign accent]

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• Added: February 07, 2012

Can someone please get my towel? It's in my room next to my Irish walking cape!

Schmidt

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• Added: January 31, 2012

Winston: What are we laughing at?
Shelby: How much I am not going home with you tonight.

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• Added: January 31, 2012

Julia: I don't like you and I don't want to be your friend, so could you leave please, because I'm about to start crying, and you are the last person I want to cry in front of.
Jess: I want to cry too. Where am I supposed to cry? You can't monopolize the bathroom crying space.

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• Added: January 31, 2012

Julia: You never know, a judge might buy into this whole thing, so..
Jess: What whole thing?
Julia: Your whole thing. With the cupcakes and the breaking for birds, and the bluebirds come and help me dress in the morning!
Jess: Oh wow, I didn't know I was doing a thing.
Julia: It's a great thing. The big beautiful blue eyes. I bet that gets you out of a lot of things.
Jess: Yeah, except my peripheral vision is almost too good

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• Added: January 31, 2012

I'm about to go pay this fine, and my checks have baby farm animals on them, bitch!

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• Added: January 31, 2012