Private Practice Quotes

(Dell walks into Naomi’s office at the end of the day) Naomi: Oh, hi, Dell. What is… (Dell grabs her coat) Naomi: Oh, thank you. (He…

(Charlotte and Cooper are lying in bed after having sex) Coop: So, are we dating? Charlotte: If dirty sex on a regular basis is dating,…

Charlotte (to Cooper): Sex is best when you feel like you want to kill the other person.

Cooper: Who kicked your dog? Pete: I think I’m helping some other guy win over Addison. Cooper: Good job. Pete: It’d be weird to punch…

(Addison and Naomi have just fertilised their patient’s egg with her husband’s one viable sperm) Addison (to Naomi): I think we just made…

(Addison and Naomi are informing a couple about a procedure they could use to isolate viable sperm from the ostensibly infertile husband)…

(About Naomi) Dell: Every time she walks away from you, she’s miserable! And I care about how she feels, okay? I care. Sam: Dell… Dell:…

(Discussing the retirement home ‘fight club’) Dell: I don’t believe this. Dell’s grandfather: We didn’t mean for anyone to get hurt….

Sam: Having a conscience is brutal.

Addison: You shouldn’t be here Noah. Noah: I am coming to you as a doctor, okay, because I did my homework. You’re the best neo-natal…