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By Christine Orlando

Alonzo: Whatever you did, you must have really pissed Camila off. Teresa: I just wanted out.

By Christine Orlando

Alonzo: I’m going to let you go because you saved my life, but you need to know I’ll be coming for you. Teresa: Get in line.

By Christine Orlando

Kelly Anne: We’re just like Thelma and Louise. You know who that is, right? Teresa: I’m from Mexico, not the moon.