Riverdale Quotes

Percival Pickens: Right, let’s try this again, shall we? Archie: I don’t think so. You took your shot and you missed!

Toni: I could step it up a notch. There’s an old tradition that’s due for a Cirque du Soleil-type reinvention. Tabitha: What tradition?…

Betty: Burn her, Cheryl! Burn your mother. Okay, focus! Visualize it and make her pay for all the pain she’s caused you. Set her ass on…

Cheryl: Nana, poor Darius has burned to a crisp. He’s nothing more than a pile of ash! I’m certain it’s Abigail’s doing. Nana Blossom:…

Alice: And with that, a huge congratulations to the newest member of the Riverdale town council, Percival Pickens!

Kevin: I should tell you, Toni. It’s not easy for me to say this, but I’m filing for primary custody of Baby Anthony. Toni: Don’t! Kevin,…

Archie: Come on, Cheryl, we’re the good guys. Cheryl: Spoken like a true villain.

Archie: Cheryl, have you had any private contact from Percival Pickens? Did he stop by to interview you? Cheryl: For a census? Yes, but I…

Abigail: Tomissina lived her life passionately and drank deeply from the juices of the world. Until she was murdered by a warlock pirate….

Kevin: Thank you so much for inviting me, Hermione. Hermione: Oh, not at all, Kevin! I know you’re a superfan. And this is going to be an…