Riverdale Quotes

Hal: And the title of Miss Riverdale Teen Queen 1955 is… Alice: Ethel Muggs.

Betty: Okay, wait, so Midge and Fangs have actually… Toni: Yes, Betty. Betty: Just once or multiple times? Veronica: From the way those…

Betty: Ethel, you’re so beautiful. Why aren’t you competing? Ethel: I couldn’t. You heard what your mom said about being Miss Riverdale…

Alice: You know, I was Miss Riverdale Teen Queen back in my day. Betty: I know. Everyone knows. Alice: The night I was crowned, it was…

Archie: Fellas, I’m sorry to do this to you. But I have to step away from this musical for a while for my own mental health. It’s too…

Betty: Maybe this is the universe telling us to swear off Archie and focus on our friendship right now?

Betty: Is this how you see us? Vapid, khaki, wacky girls fighting over some guy who doesn’t have any interest in any of us?

Kevin: And Archie is the main character. Cheryl: But you just said the show is about all of us? Toni: Yeah, and Cheryl and I aren’t here…

Hiram: It’s possible that we were both at the Tropicana on the same night. But I wasn’t there for him. Veronica: No. No, by the looks of…

Principal Featherhead: You’re willing to risk losing the Vixens? Cheryl: I couldn’t sign that piece of paper and then lead them in good…