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The first episode of Scrubs introduces to intern and narrators, J.D. and his best friend, surgical intern Chris Turk.  We also meet the rest of Sacred Heart's staff.

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Scrubs Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

Dr. Dorian, do you not realize that you're nothing but a large pair of scrubs to me? For God's sake, the only reason I carry this chart around is so I can pretend to remember your damn names!

Dr. Kelso

If you're talking about getting the Bursky autopsy, I already called the family for you. And they said fine, and to thank you, and I'm sorry... They didn't say that last part, I did.

Elliot