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J.D. addresses a group of pre-med students about being a doctor and he and the staff reminisce about their best moments; Elliot faces her fear of children when left in charge of a ten year old; Kelso gets a dose of Christmas spirit.

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Scrubs Season 4 Episode 12 Quotes

Turk: Uh, hey, Elliot? Can I talk to you in private?
Elliot: Parlez-vous Franais?
Turk: You know, I did learn a little when my high school class went to France, but that was just stuff to pick up chicks.
Elliot(Translated): Turk, I really think it would make Tyler feel better if he could watch, OK?
Turk(Translated):I have... an... Eiffel Tower... in my pants.
Elliot: What?
Turk(Translated): Grapefruit!

All right, you guys, we still got a lot of work to do. Turk, why don't you go check the post-op films in radiology; and Carla will transfuse back to a hemoglobin ten; and Elliot, why don't you take Tyler and go get us all ice cream immediately.