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J.D. and Elliot try to cheer up Turk and Carla, who are having marital problems; Cox challenges Kelso to lead by example and take on some patients.

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Scrubs
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20
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Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 Quotes

Dr. Kelso: Perry, I am sick and tired of listening to people complain about being called fatties, dummies, boozers, losers, winos, tubbos, tokers, smokers, and jamokers. Whatever the hell jamokers means.
Dr. Cox: I was actually saying jokers and I had coffee cake in my mouth.
Dr. Kelso: Bottom line, unlike my masseuse Freddy, you're not pretty enough to be this rough. Work on your bedside manner.

Carla: I just know I really could've used you around this week! I miss you.
Turk: Can you tell her I miss her too? You know what, never mind. Because she wouldn't believe you.