Sex and the City Quotes

Carrie: So what’s your book called? Berger: Half-off. That’s all it’s called now, half-off.

Carrie: We were having one of those great first dates that you can only have when its not an actual date.

Carrie: Samantha, where are you going? Samantha: I’m gonna splash some water on my face, and then I’m going home. And I will not be…

(After Carrie says she’ll never go on a blind date again) Miranda: That’s what I said yesterday about eating bread, and I just ordered…

(Responding to a drunk guy who said Miranda had a fat ass) Samantha: For your information, her ass is fat because she just had a baby!…

Miranda: I can’t go. I’m just…not ready to be separated from the baby. Carrie: What??? Miranda: I’m kidding! Steve took him two hours…

Carrie: How many guys do we ever hit it off with? Very few, and even if we do, those relationships don’t last, and even if they did, men…

(Charlotte walks into the room in a very revealing dress) Miranda: Charlotte, are you in there? Carrie: No, but I think Harlot is.

Samantha: Who picked this breast-aurant? Carrie: Cleavage is big here, it’s part of the regional charm.

Miranda: No original sin, no renouncing of Satan… Steve: (To his mother) Its not that she’s a fan of Satan, its just that she doesn’t…