August 3, 2010 | 0 Comments
Charlotte: Listen to this, sometime in ten years before menopause, you may experience symptoms including all month pms, fluid retention,…
Charlotte: Listen to this, sometime in ten years before menopause, you may experience symptoms including all month pms, fluid retention,…
Miranda: We haven’t had sex in over a week, and he wants to have a baby. What’s wrong with this picture? Carrie: Well, you could always…
Samantha: This is a catalog for pre-menopausal women. Miranda: New Transitions, nice name. Samantha: Why don’t they call it what it is? J…
Carrie: Those muchies took my last tampon. Are you packing? Samantha: No, okay, I’m not, I don’t have a tampoon, and I’ll probably never…
Charlotte: You know I read that if you don’t have sex for a year, you can actually become re-virginised. Carrie: And, I imagine quite…
Charlotte: Sometimes you just know, it’s like, magic, it’s fate. Miranda: It’s not fate, his light is on, that’s all. Charlotte: What…
Charlotte: I don’t want to ruin it by having sex with him too early. Carrie: Oh, so you’re everything but girl. Charlotte: I like to…
Charlotte: I think the watch is a sign, that his in love with me too. Samantha: Ah, his not in love, his in blue ball hell.
Charlotte: Trey is so thoughtful, he knew I wasn’t feeling well last night so he took me to get some soup down on seventh street, and…
Sandra: I just don’t believe in this crap about ghosts, I just don’t. Melinda: You, and a million others.