August 3, 2010 | 0 Comments
Carrie: You know I did the date the bi-sexual guy thing in college, but in the end they all ended up with men. Samantha: So, did the…
Carrie: You know I did the date the bi-sexual guy thing in college, but in the end they all ended up with men. Samantha: So, did the…
Carrie: When did this happen? When did the sexes get all confused? Miranda: Somewhere between Gen X and Gen Y, they blended and made XY.
Samantha: You know, that generation is all about sexual experimentation. All the kids are going bi. Carrie: So what? If all the bi kids…
Carrie: He’s a bi-sexual. Samantha: Well, I coulda told you that, sweetie, he took you ice skating for God’s sakes.
Miranda: Well, I’m gonna drag myself home. You wanna share a cab? Carrie: No, I’m meeting Sean. Charlotte: Oh, the young guy? Carrie:…
Samantha: I bet being a drag king would be fun. Miranda: Oh, please, I have enough trouble figuring out how to be a woman in a man’s…
Miranda: I do love you, but I’ve never lived with anybody before, and I’m stubborn, and I like the remote, and I can’t cook, and I don’t…
Miranda: Who knew it was this easy, all it takes is some stick on side burns and a sock in your pants. Samantha: That’s some sock.
Samantha: The bad news is, you’re fired. The good news is, now I can fuck you.
Samantha: You know women dressing like men is very popular right now. Carrie: And here I thought it was pokemon.