August 3, 2010 | 0 Comments
Carrie: Is there anything you want or need that I’m not doing? Bill Kelley: No… well, maybe one thing. Carrie: What? Bill Kelley: Well,…
Carrie: Is there anything you want or need that I’m not doing? Bill Kelley: No… well, maybe one thing. Carrie: What? Bill Kelley: Well,…
Miranda: I’m glad you three weren’t around during the original thirteen colonies. I don’t think our founding fathers were very fuckable.
Bill Kelley: Can I talk to you about proposition 114? Carrie: What is that? Bill Kelley: You and me in the bedroom.
Samantha: Look, sometimes for the right guy you have to make concessions. There’s always gonna be something. Carrie: Are you guys…
Miranda: I would be very worried if I were you. The pee could just be foreplay. Carrie: Oh, my God! Miranda: Where there’s smoke, I’m…
Charlotte: I love that, one woman’s trash is another woman’s treasure.
Stanford: Who’s that guy? Carrie: Oh, that’s his campaign manager. Stanford: Fix me up. Carrie: How do you even know he’s gay? Stanford:…
Stanford: I can only stay a few minutes. I’ve got tickets to the “Vagina Monologues.” Carrie: Why? Stanford: Just because I don’t eat at…
Miranda: Tell me again, why are we voting for this guy? Carrie: Well, he’s calling for an investigation into the Board of Education to…
Miranda: That’s my problem. I don’t know how to be political in relationships. Carrie: Oh oh, it’s time for the old list. Things you like…