Sex and the City Quotes

Charlotte: If I end up old and alone its all your fault. Samantha: Charlotte, sweetie, we’re all alone even when we’re with men.

Samantha: If I had a son, I’d teach him all about sex. Carrie: If you had a son, we’d call Social Services!

Carrie: When did being alone become the modern-day equivalent of being a leper? Will Manhattan restaurants soon be divided up into…

Miranda: I’d take an orgasm over a cup of French drip Colombian any day. Carrie: For me, its a toss up.

Miranda: Your seriously advocating faking? Charlotte: No, but if you really like a guy what’s one little moment of oh oh, versus,…

Samantha: Is he really that bad in bed? Miranda: No, he’s just, he’s a guy. They can re-build a jet engine but when it comes to a woman,…

Miranda: This piece of trash has nothing, I repeat nothing to do with us. Samantha: Exactly, we are single and fabulous. Charlotte:…

Carrie: I’m all over the city looking like something that got caught in a drain.

(Charlotte is reading a magazine article) Miranda: How is that helping? This piece of trash has nothing, I repeat nothing to do with us….

Carrie: That question mark is hostile. Charlotte: Miranda can’t we sue them or something? Miranda: For what, mis-punctuation?