Sex and the City Quotes

(Miranda shows Carrie and Charlotte the vibrator at the store) Miranda: Ladies, I’d like you to meet “The Rabbit.” Carrie: 92 dollars?!…

Carrie: I’m not going to replace a man with some battery-operated device. Miranda: You say that, but you haven’t met The Rabbit….

(Carrie and Stanford went to the ballet together) Carrie: Oh God I love “Sleeping Beauty”! The music, the sets, the costumes! It’s so…

Samantha: My feet are killing me. Carrie: Here, sit down. Samantha: I can’t. This outfit only works if I’m standing.

Stanford: Puberty is a phase. Fifteen years of rejection is a lifestyle.

Miranda: What’s the big deal? In 50 years men are gonna be obsolete anyway. I mean, already you can’t talk to them, you don’t need them…

(Discussing whom to call into the threesome) Samantha: Just make sure that the other woman isn’t a friend. Use somebody random, you know,…

Charlotte: I’ve never done a threesome. Samantha: Come on, of course you haven’t. You in a threesome? You won’t even wear a thong!

Charlotte: Jack wants us to do a threesome. Miranda: Of course he does. Every guy does. Samantha: Threesomes are huge right now. They’re…

(Asked about her fantasies) Charlotte: I’ve always wanted to do it in my parents’ bed.