Sherlock Quotes

Sherlock Holmes: I’m confident the star witness at the trial should come across as intelligent. John Watson: Intelligent, fine. Let’s…

Sherlock Holmes: There are two types of fans. Kitty Reilly: Oh? Sherlock Holmes: Catch me before I kill again. Type A. Kitty Reilly:…

Sherlock Holmes: Oh, John, I envy you so much. Dr. John Watson: You envy me? Sherlock Holmes: Your mind, it’s so placid,…

Sherlock Holmes: John? John! You are amazing, you are fantastic! Dr. John Watson: Yes, alright, don’t overdo it. Sherlock Holmes: You’ll…

Sherlock Holmes: How about Louise Mortimer? Did you get anywhere with her? Dr. John Watson: No. Sherlock Holmes: Too bad. Did you get any…

Dr. John Watson: Can we please not do this this time? Sherlock Holmes: Do what? Dr. John Watson: You being all mysterious with your -…

Sherlock Holmes: I didn’t really ask, Dr. Franklyn, but what exactly do you do here? Dr. Franklyn: Oh, Mr. Holmes, I’d love to tell you….

Dr. John Watson: What’re you talking about, you’re busy? You don’t have a case! A minute ago you were complaining… Sherlock Holmes:…

DI Lestrade: And exactly how many times did he fall out of a window? Sherlock Holmes: Oh, it’s all a bit of a blur, detective inspector….

Mycroft Holmes: Just once, can you two behave like grown ups? Dr. John Watson: We solve crimes, I blog about it, and he forgets his pants…