Southland Quotes

Cooper: Do I think my partner should have tackled her? No. She should have shot her.

Cooper: Sometimes it feels like we’re the only ones out here who aren’t allowed to be idiots.

Tang: Hey zip it up or I’ll zip it for you and I’m not careful.

Sammy: So was it blondie last night or her more homely friend. Ben: Both.

Cooper: You stay behind us. No body gets hurt today. That’s the rule.

Lydia: I haven’t pulled on a uniform since we could still carry Mag lights.

Narrator: The average street cop in Los Angeles makes $75,000 a year. It’s not enough.

Tang: It’s important to celebrate people while they’re still here.

Sammy: Pranking is an art form. You need to leave it to the pros.

Cooper: I got a lot of problems, kid. Being gay isn’t one of them.