Southland Quotes

Store owner: Who wants to come in store with scary, ugly, whore?

Dewey: You’ll always be a baby to us.

Narrator: Sometimes you can’t think about. You’ve just got to make that leap.

Reverend: I thought it was a gift from God. Sammy: Well, I guess God wanted it back.

Sammy: I’m a gang detective. I can’t have a f*ckin find my friend app on my phone.

Sammy: Thanks for coming with me. Officer: Can’t let you face those church ladies alone. Those b*tches are mean. My Momma’s one.

Lydia: So, Fernandez goes to some management training retreat and now tweedle dee and dumber are in charge of finding a killer? Josie:…

John: There’s nothing glamorous about being a detective. Why do you think I stayed in patrol?

Lydia: Well it’s going to be a long time before you get another drink so you might want to get your swerve on.

Ben: If I’m going to get fired, it might as well be for doing the job the right way