Southland Quotes

Lydia: I’ll take dead bodies over screaming babies any time. Reuben: They both stink. Lydia: At least the bodies are quite.

Cooper: The ones with the wedding bands are always the worst ones.

Sammy: Come on, Dwayne, everyone in South Central knows you hate your Momma.

Cooper: People punching each other because they’re hot and sweaty. Classy.

Narrator: Being a cop in Los Angeles is different from being a patrol officer in other cities. Not every officer can take the heat.

Dewey: Welcome to the info age. Instant riots, just add tweets.

Steel: Permission to toy with these people Sir, or do you want them all to yourself?

Lydia: Come on Ruben, don’t go soft on me. I got a baby at home I don’t need another at work.

Steel: Blood, guts. All fun and games until you’re in it for real.

Lydia: God is definitely a man.