Southland Quotes

Sammy: I feel like I let you down.

Lydia: You’re a handsome kid and that’s a good thing everywhere except prison.

Cooper: You come all the way down here to score and your Porsche breaks down. I mean, that’s got to suck, right?

Sammy: If I dress like you maybe I can have a threesome with some zoo animals.

Ben: Is the divorcee make over officially underway?

Lydia: Give any knucklehead enough ammo and they’ll hit something.

Dewey: You leave your gun in Mickie D’s bathroom? Somebody use it to shoot up the mayor.

Ruben: She managed to get some very interesting angles with her iPhone.

Sammy: Got to love a pimp. Always looking out for the bottom line.

Ben: Who wants to go to jail? Who wants to go home?