Star Trek: Lower Decks Quotes

Chief Denny: If there’s one thing I’ve got in this joint, it’s gout! But also transporters.

Voice of Bozeman: Hello, Explorers, and welcome to the 21st Century. We hope you enjoy yourself and make a first contact… with FUN!

Boimler: We have to stop her. I don’t care what trouble I get in. Rutherford: Same. Tendi: I want the trouble. Give me the trouble!

Freeman: Under some rather invasive questioning from Commander Tuvok, this forger revealed the true identities of the bombers. The…

Boimler: Y’know, even covered in alien sploof, there’s no place I’d rather be. Tendi: Yeah. Home, sticky home.

Tendi: I saw her delete me from the system. Rutherford: What? No way! That’s crazy. You’re like the nicest person in sickbay. Tendi: I…

Tendi: [crying] They always tell you not to get too attached to your ship, but how could you not?

Captain Gomez: Unless we figure something out, first contact is gonna be us crashing into that planet. Okay, that’s enough existential…

Freeman: You can’t just bully your way into whatever you want. Why do you act like this? Mariner: Because I’m a Kirk-style free spirit…

Rutherford: Last year, I lost all my memories of Tendi, so whenever I make a new one, I save three copies just in case it happens again….