Supernatural Quotes

Lucifer: Hi Sam. Long time no spooning.

Dean: You know how I’m gonna deal? I’m gonna stuff my pie hole. I’m gonna drink. And I’m gonna watch some Asian cartoon porn and act like…

Dean: Excuse me. Do you have any Grey Poupon? Sam: Grey Poupon? Seriously? Dean: It’s what popped in my head.

Crowley: What do you think he’s going to do when he finds out we’ve been conspiring? You do want to conspire don’t you? Bobby: No, we…

Dean: I just pray to God it’s true. Bobby: We need to come up with a new saying for that.

Castiel: Hello Crowley. You look stressed. Crowley: Bollocks.

News Reporter: The FBI believes the Ku Klux Klan has been forced to disbanded. Dean: Can’t argue with that one.

Woman on TV: We all saw him. No beard. No robe. He was young and, and, sexy.

Castiel: You’re wrong. I am utterly indifferent to sexual orientation. On the other hand, I cannot abide hypocrites like you, Reverend….

Castiel: I’m not an angel anymore. I’m your new God, a better one. So, you will bow down and profess your love to me, your Lord, or I…