Supernatural Quotes

Kevin: I can’t live in the desert. I’m applying to Princeton.

Castiel: I’m sorry. I think you have to go back to start.

Castiel: This is the handwriting of Metatron. Sam: Metatron? You’re saying a Transformer wrote that? Dean: No. That’s Megatron. Sam:…

Castiel: Did you know that a cat’s penis is sharply barbed along it’s shaft? I know for a fact the females were not consulted about that.

Castiel: Pull my finger.

Dean: What’s that? Sam: He’s Kevin Tran. He’s uh, advanced placement.

Dean: This one goes out to all the ladies.

Dean: Does that sound like somebody saying “No. Wait. Stop” to you? Sam: Yeah. Dean: Oh well.

Dean: She’s kind of like the little sister I never wanted.

Sam: Did we just steal a hunk of red clay?