The Bachelorette Quotes

Josiah: Rachel had on some black tights that fit her like a Coca Cola bottle.

Lucas: The only two legs I have to stand on are my two legs.

Lucas: He just doesn’t have the “Whaboom.”

Ashton Kutcher: Foul on the play.

Iggy: I mean I poop everyday, so I think I can handle this.

Ashton Kutcher: That’s my girl!

Josiah: After I get the first impression rose, y’all catch me outside, how bout dat.

Lucas: It’s all about Whaboom.

Lee: I know I ain’t Bieber, but I’m a believer.

DeMario: I’m the number one seed. Period. I’m gonna win!