January 21, 2010 | 0 Comments
Beth: Stop waiting for a savior. They don’t exist.
Beth: Stop waiting for a savior. They don’t exist.
Addy: I got thrown in jail. Actual jail. With one toilet for everyone.
Cliff: A problem is just an opportunity in work clothes.
Liam: I may screw anything that moves, but I don’t lie. Which is why I’m forced to say: that skirt makes you look fat.
Susan: Don’t stick it in anything that hasn’t been fully vetted first.
Liam: When it comes to women, I have an impulse control problem.
Rowdy: I do not lie. I embellish.
Cliff: You’re the boss. Cliff: I thought so.
Susan: What do you want from me? Cliff: What any good managing partner wants. For his business to run like a business, not a soup kitchen.
Addy: Last week, I made one small mistake. He yelled at me until the smoke alarm went off.