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By Dale McGarrigle

George: I read a study that says never to drink after a trauma. Archie: Well, that’s bullshit.

By Dale McGarrigle

Shiv: Archie gave you the “one baby every four seconds” talk, right? George: Yeah. Shiv: No point having it twice then. George: It’s four…

By Dale McGarrigle

Sarah: Big day today. You nervous? George: Yeah, a little bit.

By Dale McGarrigle

Sarah [to George]: This is weird.

By Dale McGarrigle

Sarah: Stop it. You’re scaring me. Please, please talk to someone. George: I thought I was talking to you. Sarah: Someone that can help.

By Dale McGarrigle

George: Please, please tell me who you are. Archie: Maybe I’ll see you, George.

By Dale McGarrigle

George: So you could use it to go back to, say, London in the 1800s. Archie: I’m a brown woman. Why would I want to? George: Yeah. OK….