The McCarthys Quotes

Ronny: You know what you are – you are all ref-ist!

Sean: Ronny, you know I never quote the Bible but man should not lie down with refs!

Marjorie: I see what’s going on here – two wine glasses, pillows arranged in a suggestive manner…this is a date!

Arthur: Marjorie, please we are having a jiffy over here!

Ronny: I know we hate refs in general, you know because they try to make the game fair and all, but why do we hate this one?

Marjorie: So now that one’s got feelings? You people are exhausting.

Sean: I may be better at basketball, but you’re better at everything else.

Gerard: He’s two minutes older than me and those two minutes have not been kind.

Arthur: Stop leaving him crazy phonemails, you are going to fill up his cassette.

Ronny: Why are you all happy to see me? Oh. you’re drinking. Makes more sense.