The Mysteries of Laura Quotes

Laura: Max, you may now kaboom.

Billy [talking to Meredith]: Look, I know you’re miss techno gal and all, but I can follow a red dot moving on a map.

Max: Hey! That’s my Christmas list, but feel free to write all over it.

Meredith [after knocking a suspect down]: The big ones are always so slow.

Jake: What’s with he hair? Laura: I got into a fight with my hairdryer.

Captain Santiani: Zip it with the Santini.

Captain Santiani: Two guts don’t make a right.

Jake: Next time you take a swing at a cop, don’t miss.

Laura: Why do men insist on carrying big ass keys in their pockets?

Jake: What would it take for me to get a second chance? Laura: You are relentless. For the last time, I am still working on forgiving you.