The Night Shift Quotes

Pat: Well I figured out how they got into the system. One of your nurses downloaded a counterfeit copy of Candy Crush from a Romanian…

Bella: She’s right, but dad’s not gonna like it. Paul: Yeah there’s a lot of things dad’s not gonna like.

Jordan: We need to intubate him. Kenny: I may be paralyzed by my ears still work, Jordan.

Kenny: Could you just give me a minute, just to, you know, mentally prepare for this intrusion. Bella: No. Kenny: No? You gotta be…

Mac: He made a mistake with Kenny. He held on too long. You know, stuff happens. It’s not chess. Then Drew goes all Jon Jones on him….

Jordan: I think we broke at least 100 HR rules. Cain: We? No, no, no. I’m a resident, you’re my boss. You broke the rules.

Jordan: Do you want a job? Mac: Nice segue. Yeah, how ’bout tight end for the Bears? Jordan: They could totally use one, but actually I…

Cain: Hey, have you guys seen my wood? Nurse: Excuse me? Cain: My wood. It’s missing. Nurse: Vicki, have you seen this man’s wood? Vicki:…

Kenny: I freakin’ hate that guy and his little kit. Guy’s always making these wooden carvings for the nurses. Drew: Good point. What a…

Jordan: So, when you ran your ER, how did you deal with being the one who always had to make the tough decisions? Cain: Ah, with great…