Watch The Office Season 3 Episode 17
"Cocktails"
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Michael and Jan make their relationship public at a cocktail party hosted by the Dunder Mifflin CFO. Jim and Karen also attend, where sh...

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"Business School"
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Ryan asks Michael to come and speak to his business class for extra credit, with embarrassing results. Meanwhile, back at the office, th...

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"Phyllis' Wedding"
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Michael is asked to perform a prestigious task at Phyllis' wedding, but is upset when his help is suddenly no longer needed, and acts lik...

Watch The Office Season 3 Episode 14
"Ben Franklin"
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Todd Packer convinces Michael to liven up the wedding showers for Bob Vance and Phyllis by hiring a stripper, and Ben Franklin. Karen co...

Watch The Office Season 3 Episode 13
"The Return"
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When Oscar returns from his three-month vacation, Michael insists on throwing him a "welcome back" party. Dwight has taken a job at Stap...

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"Traveling Salesmen"
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Everyone on the sales staff learns something when they team up into pairs to make sales calls. Angela misses an important deadline, and ...

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"Back From Vacation"
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Michael returns home from his Jamaican vacation, and tries to bring the spirit of the island to the office. Gossip flares up when a racy...

Watch The Office Season 3 Episode 10
"A Benihana Christmas "
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Carol dumps Michael, and Andy tries to cheer him up with a trip to a Benihana restaurant, where they drink sake and hit on the waitresses. Meanwhile, back at the office, Karen challenges Angela by forming a second party committee, and planning a second Christmas party with Pam's hel...

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"The Convict"
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Michael lectures everyone on racism when he learns that one of the new employees is a former convict. The staff makes comparisons betwee...

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"Branch Closing"
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Michael tries to ease his employees' fears when Jan informs him that the Scranton branch will have to shut down. Everyone on the staff c...

The Office Quotes

Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.

Michael

Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me... No, don't sue me. That is the opposite of the point that I'm trying to make.

Michael