Watch The Office Season 3 Episode 15
"Phyllis' Wedding"
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Michael is asked to perform a prestigious task at Phyllis' wedding, but is upset when his help is suddenly no longer needed, and acts lik...

Watch The Office Season 3 Episode 14
"Ben Franklin"
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Todd Packer convinces Michael to liven up the wedding showers for Bob Vance and Phyllis by hiring a stripper, and Ben Franklin. Karen co...

Watch The Office Season 3 Episode 13
"The Return"
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When Oscar returns from his three-month vacation, Michael insists on throwing him a "welcome back" party. Dwight has taken a job at Stap...

Watch The Office Season 3 Episode 12
"Traveling Salesmen"
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Everyone on the sales staff learns something when they team up into pairs to make sales calls. Angela misses an important deadline, and ...

Watch The Office Season 3 Episode 11
"Back From Vacation"
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Michael returns home from his Jamaican vacation, and tries to bring the spirit of the island to the office. Gossip flares up when a racy...

Watch The Office Season 3 Episode 10
"A Benihana Christmas "
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Carol dumps Michael, and Andy tries to cheer him up with a trip to a Benihana restaurant, where they drink sake and hit on the waitresses. Meanwhile, back at the office, Karen challenges Angela by forming a second party committee, and planning a second Christmas party with Pam's hel...

Watch The Office Season 3 Episode 9
"The Convict"
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Michael lectures everyone on racism when he learns that one of the new employees is a former convict. The staff makes comparisons betwee...

Watch The Office Season 3 Episode 8
"Branch Closing"
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Michael tries to ease his employees' fears when Jan informs him that the Scranton branch will have to shut down. Everyone on the staff c...

Watch The Office Season 3 Episode 7
"The Merger"
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The day finally arrives when the Scranton branch and the Stamford branch merge, and Michael makes sure the new folks get a typical Michae...

Watch The Office Season 3 Episode 6
"Diwali"
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Kelly invites everyone to a Diwali celebration so they can have a night out and learn about Indian culture and the Hindu Festival of Ligh...

The Office Quotes

Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.

Michael

Jan: All right, well are you gonna take care of this?
Michael: Yeppers.
Jan: What did I tell you about "yeppers?"
Michael: I don't... remember.
Jan: I told you not to say it. Do you remember that?
Michael: Yeesh...