Watch The Office Season 3 Episode 18
"The Negotiation"
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Darryl wants a pay raise, and meets with Michael to discuss it, who in turn visits Jan to negotiate his own pay increase. Meanwhile, Roy...

Watch The Office Season 3 Episode 17
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Michael and Jan make their relationship public at a cocktail party hosted by the Dunder Mifflin CFO. Jim and Karen also attend, where sh...

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"Business School"
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Ryan asks Michael to come and speak to his business class for extra credit, with embarrassing results. Meanwhile, back at the office, th...

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"Phyllis' Wedding"
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Michael is asked to perform a prestigious task at Phyllis' wedding, but is upset when his help is suddenly no longer needed, and acts lik...

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"Ben Franklin"
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Todd Packer convinces Michael to liven up the wedding showers for Bob Vance and Phyllis by hiring a stripper, and Ben Franklin. Karen co...

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"The Return"
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When Oscar returns from his three-month vacation, Michael insists on throwing him a "welcome back" party. Dwight has taken a job at Stap...

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"Traveling Salesmen"
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Everyone on the sales staff learns something when they team up into pairs to make sales calls. Angela misses an important deadline, and ...

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"Back From Vacation"
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Michael returns home from his Jamaican vacation, and tries to bring the spirit of the island to the office. Gossip flares up when a racy...

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"A Benihana Christmas "
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Carol dumps Michael, and Andy tries to cheer him up with a trip to a Benihana restaurant, where they drink sake and hit on the waitresses. Meanwhile, back at the office, Karen challenges Angela by forming a second party committee, and planning a second Christmas party with Pam's hel...

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"The Convict"
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Michael lectures everyone on racism when he learns that one of the new employees is a former convict. The staff makes comparisons betwee...

The Office Quotes

Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.


When I was in college I used to get wicked hammered. My nickname was Puke. I would chug a fifth of SoCo, sneak into a frat party, polish off a few people's empties, some brewskies, some Jell-O shots, do some body shots off myself, pass out, wake up the next morning, puke, rally, more SoCo, head to class. Probably would have gotten expelled if I had let it affect my grades, but I aced all my courses. They called me Ace. It was totally awesome. Got straight Bs. They called me Buzz.