The Orville Quotes

Lysella: Everyone deserves a voice. That’s what we’re taught. Bortus: A voice should be earned, not given away.

Grayson: We haven’t seen evidence of any codified legal framework. It all seems subject to public vote at any given time. Isaac: Captain,…

Mercer: I will personally order him not to hump things

Lysella: What happened to your nose? Kitan: It’s a deviated septum Grayson: She’s a coke addict.

Grayson: Why are you sitting like that? LaMarr: It’s these friggin’ jeans. If I lean back right now, I’d give myself a vasectomy

Mercer: My god. You guys look like unemployed back-up dancers Grayson: You wanna lead this landing party? Mercer: No, I’m too shy to wear…

Grayson: I think you look good in skinny jeans LaMarr: If I wanted to scratch my balls right now, I’d have to reach in my back pocket.

Teleya: Why did you save the children Mercer: They’re kids. With their whole lives ahead of them. They’re not my enemies. Teleya: After…

Sazeron: Perhaps you would like to explain why you are in possession of a Union device. Malloy: It’s a toy…. Yeah, I’m part of this…

Mercer: You know what would look good on this wall? A black velvet painting of Avis.