The Orville Quotes

Isaac: I am fascinated by the interpersonal behavior of biological organisms. I would be happy to attempt sexual relations with you,…

Levesque: It’s a good rule in life never to apologize. The right kind of people never want apologies and the wrong kind take advantage of…

Finn: I’m a doctor. My expertise is in biology. This is more like fixing an engine.

Mercer: [Oonach-4] is off limits because the people are nightmarish. They capture outsiders and then sacrifice them to a raccoon god by…

Grayson: My concern is completely unemotional, trust me. You can bang that chick on your kitchen sink for all I care. Mercer: I don’t…

Mercer: What, do you think she crashed her own ship just so she could come here and do free laundry?

Mercer: Did you read her diary too? Grayson: No, we couldn’t find it.

Yaphit: Y’know, this may sound blunt but you are the only white woman I’ve ever found attractive. Levesque: Well, you’re the handsomist…

Malloy: Captain, respectfully submit that the attractiveness of the ship’s occupant makes the rescue imperative.

Durall: Space is vast. And very dark. And very lonely