The Orville Quotes

Isaac: There should be no shame in the acknowledgment of one’s intellectual inferiority. It is simply a statement of fact. Some beings…

Lokar: My brother says,’No friendship is complete until your friend turns to you in despair.’

Keyali: This has to be the most insane thing that’s ever happened on this ship. LaMarr: One time I almost died because I humped a statue….

Keyali: I don’t know. The galaxy is full of so many unhappy people. Why ignore something good?

Isaac: I was merely attempting to provide Dr. Finn with the most dutifully calibrated coital experience. Malloy: No. Yeah, that’s what…

Malloy: Y’know, there’s something seriously wrong with all of us when the most stable relationship on the Orville is Isaac’s.

Grayson: Malloy, don’t be cocky. They have to hit us for the test to work. Malloy: Yes, sir. Dumbing it down.

Malloy: When Moclans break up, is there, like, all that stabbing like with the divorce? Bortus: No, each Moclan extracts a tooth and…

Topa: What is a relationship? Bortus: It is what comes before the egg.

Mercer: There’s no rule book for this one. You just have to take everything you know about her, every bit of data, and do something…