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Junior: A Chinaman goes to see the eye doctor. After the exam the doctor said, "I know why you're having trouble." The Chinaman says, "why?" Doctor said, "you have a cataract." Chinaman says, "no, I have a Rincoln Continental." (short pause) You don't get it?
Bobby: I get it. He drives a Lincoln Continental. What?

Dr. Melfi: What's the one thing every woman - your mother, your wife, your daughter - have in common?
Tony: They all break my balls. No, I know what you mean. They're all Italian. So what?
Dr. Melfi: So maybe by coming clean with me you're dialoguing with them.