Trust Me Quotes

Tom [to Sarah]: I’m just saying, if you’re concerned about the gay rumor, might want to cut down on your dates with lesbians

Conner: Don’t say it. Don’t say that word. Mason: I know. I know. Cool people don’t say “cool.” I just hate the fact that some client who…

Mason: Conner, you gotta let me pilot the plane. Conner: I was trying to co-pilot the plane to keep it from crashing

Mason: How do you decide what shoes to buy? Haley: I don’t know. I just do it. Mason: You ‘just do it.” Now, where have i heard that…

Sarah: Ok, am I the only woman in American who doesn’t share this bizarre fantasy of having a man wash my hair

Tony: Oh big surprise, I mean the day after an awards show Denise becomes obsessed about winning awards. It’s like sun spot activity,…

Conner: We need to switch shirts. Mason: Do we? Conner: Yes. We have to switch shirts. I’m having lunch with Carrie and I just realized…

Conner: You want to take credit for Stu’s work? That’s very Stu of you.

Mason: Is there some rule that talented writers have to be self-absorbed pains in the ass? Conner [not paying attention]: I’m sorry. What?

Mason [about giving a speech about Stu]: I can’t think of anything nice to say. Stu hated me. Conner: I wouldn’t lead with that.