Editor Rating
  • 3.0 / 5.0
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
User Rating

Rating: 1.7 / 5.0 (500 Votes)
Review Quotes

Recap

Jake decides he wants to drop out of high school after learning Walden did the same and became a billionaire.  Walden, meanwhile, takes his ex out for dinner at a classy all-you-can-eat salad bar.

Show:
Two and a Half Men
Season:
Episode Number:
3

Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 Quotes

This guy is like genital herpes. once you got him, you get him for life.

Berta

Alan: Remember, at grandma's we have to pee while sitting down so you don't get splatter anywhere.
Jake: I'll manage and that's how you pee anyway.