Ugly Betty Quotes

Alexis: You can have this magazine, I have a bigger dreams Daniel: Like what? A uterus?

Marc: We’ll always have that fake pregnancy scare Amanda: That was a real scare you idiot, it just wasn’t yours!

Marc: You are officially released from beard dude, consider yourself shaved

Bradford: So this is the life you wanted Alexis: Actually in the life i wanted you were still behind bars Bradford: In the life i wanted…

Claire: Betty, you’re lying. With so many saints in your living room how can you lie like that?

Ignacio: Mrs Meade, what do you take in your coffee? Claire: With vodka and ice, hold the coffee

Dr Farcus [to Betty]: You should stay away from the blueberry, it stains your teeth Claire: Wow. You really can’t follow this kind of…

[upon entering Betty’s house…] Claire: What a cute little house, I could put it in my pocket

Betty: How do you feel about going to the Grand Regent? Dr Farcus: Am I that good of a slow dancer?

Wilhelmina: fly my pretty, fly Marc: and you thought yummy was too gay?