Ugly Betty Quotes

Wilhelmina: Birthdays are the gateway to Secret Santas and Casual Fridays

[hearings Justin singing show tunes] Santos: something tells me he’s not going to knock someone up on his prom night

Claire: How are [Alexis and Daniel]? Betty: They’re adjusting… Claire: Betty.. Betty: It’s like Cain and Abel.. if Abel was a woman……

[Claire is looking at picture on Betty’s cell phone] Claire: It’s a guy with no chin and permanent bed head Betty: Oh that’s Walter

Claire: I didn’t pass out in a Mexican whore house again did I?

Wilhelmina: who the hell are yo?? Evelyn: I’m Evelyn, your cleaning lady for thirteen years. It’s nice to meet you Wilhelmina: Nice to…

Betty: Let’s take the stairs, it’ll get the toxins out Claire: I like my toxins.. with two olives

Claire: Who are you? Betty: I’m Betty Suarez, I’m Daniel’s assistant Claire: I’m Claire Meade, Daniel’s mother, I win

Betty: Dad thank you for coming, I have to get back to work Ignacio: I was just concerned [Ignacio takes out camera] Ignacio: … and I…

Wilhelmina: These gold pumps will not step foot in this building until I rule this magazine Alexis: She’s melodramatic isn’t she? Marc:…