Ugly Betty Quotes

Claire [about Bradford]: I almost shot him one Christmas in Ann Arbor. Thank god it was me that was loaded and not the gun

Claire: I would never do anything to embarrass you. Let me show you Daniel’s baby pictures. He doesn’t the cutest thing in the tub

Claire: Hello I’m Claire, Daniel’s recovering alcoholic mother

Christina [about Sofia]: She was dating a stripper? Oh my god I love her

Amanda: an article? Oooh.. make me sound extra glamorous… and skinny

Marc: Are those jeans? Wilhelmina: Aren’t they fabulous? Ted took me to an… outlet mall… I shopped next to fat people!

Marc: What exactly are you doing here? I thought you went to go work for Feminazi Weekly

[referring to Sofia’s book] Daniel: …and the part about wearing each others’ underwear for the day? Sofia: I was drunk when I wrote that

[after being caught using the expense account to pay for plastic surgery] Wilhelmina: Good luck returning my ass

[sees Betty walking down catwalk behind models] Marc: When did catwalk become fat walk