Ugly Betty Quotes

Amanda: What’s Daniel doing with McSlutty over there? I thought things with getting serious with Charo.

Marc: Are you packing heat? Amanda: Always Marc: Amanda, I’m not flirting with you. Does anyone here have a gun? Amanda: Look around….

Hilda: Who moved our Christmas decorations? Justin: And what’s Santa doing to that elf Hilda: This has the skank prints of Gina Gamboni…

Marc: I brought you a present… whole wheat Wilhelmina: Too late, yesterday was carb day

Henry: I’m supposed to oversee the budget. i guess I’ll be on top of you the next couple of days… party wise

Amanda: What is the very first thing i ever said to you Betty: Are you the before? Amanda: Okay the second thing Betty: Are you…

Marc: Would it be wrong if we threw [Betty] a going away party and didn’t invite her?

Ignacio: That girl has the vocal chords of a large cat Hilda: I heard that Ignacio: …and the ears of whatever hears best Betty: A dolphin

[after breaking into the donation box…] Marc: Is it all singles? Wilhelmina: Poor people are so cheap…

Marc: Let’s call another cab and see if they’ll come to Dante’s seventh circle of hell