Ugly Betty Quotes

Claire: You do know I’m ordering the Veal Marsala and it’s made with wine Daniel: And the alcohol burns off Claire: Then give me back the…

Christina: He might turn out the be the first pancake Betty: The what? Christina: The practice one, the one you throw away Betty: I don’t…

Daniel: I can sleep with a different woman every night of the week cause why not? Betty: You know the Romans had a 9 day week. You would…

[after seeing Marc dressed as Betty] Wilhelmina: Marc, that is the absolute cruelest thing I have ever seen. Someone is getting a raise

Wilhelmina: Snow is a magical blanket, it hides what’s ugly and makes everything beautiful

[about Justin’s Ralph Lauren jacket..] Marc: Do the kids at school like it? Justin: No, they don’t get me Marc: Word of advice.. be…

Marc: Fat Carol hates her job. Why would she eat so many grilled cheeses if she didn’t?

Daniel: Maybe we can do other holidays like Kwanzaa.. Wilhelmina: Did you just gesture at me when you said Kwanzaa? Daniel: No!

Ignacio: We have flan Amanda: What’s a flan? Ignacio: It’s delicious custard Amanda: OH BRING IT!

Amanda: hhhh-ola Hilda: Actually, it’s “ola” Amanda: No, there’s an h in it